A woman meets with her lover, who happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours, lost in their own world. Afterwards, as they lie in bed together, the phone rings.
Since it’s her house, she picks up the receiver.
The best friend listens intently, only able to hear her side of the conversation:
“Hello? Oh, hi… I’m so glad you called… Really? That’s wonderful… Well, I’m happy to hear you’re having such a great time… Oh, that sounds terrific… Love you, too. OK. Bye-bye.”
She hangs up the phone, and her lover asks, “Who was that?”
“Oh,” she replies casually, “that was my husband telling me about the wonderful time he’s having on his fishing trip with you.”
Bonus Story:
We’ve all had those moments of doubt, wondering if our partner is truly loyal, but usually, it’s just jealousy playing tricks on our minds. This hilarious story dives right into that theme, and I couldn’t help but laugh out loud at the punchline.
A guy suspects his wife is cheating on him, so he decides to come home early from work one day. As he walks in, his wife meets him at the door in a bathrobe, her hair a mess. “Where is he?” he demands.
“Where’s the guy who’s been sleeping with you?” he accuses. “I don’t know what you’re talking about, dear,” she replies, but he’s not convinced. In a fit of rage, he tears the house apart, searching for the supposed lover.
Finally, he makes his way to the second floor and looks out the window. There, he spots a guy sitting in a Tesla parked on the street. “That’s him!” he thinks. “That’s the guy who’s been sleeping with my wife!” Furious, he picks up the refrigerator and throws it out the window, but in the process, he has a heart attack and collapses.
St. Peter meets him at the gates of Heaven. “Why are you here?” he asks. The guy explains, “I knew my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early. I saw her boyfriend sitting in his Tesla out on the street, threw the refrigerator at him, had a heart attack, and died.”
St. Peter scowls and says, “You don’t belong here. Go to hell.” He pulls a big lever, and a trap door opens, sending the guy plummeting down.
A couple of minutes later, another man approaches St. Peter at the gates. “What are you doing here?” St. Peter asks. The guy replies, “I don’t know! I was just sitting in my Tesla, minding my own business, when somebody threw a refrigerator at me!”
St. Peter shakes his head and says, “I heard about you. You go to hell too!” He pulls the lever again, and the trap door opens, sending the guy down.
A few minutes later, yet another man arrives at the gates. St. Peter asks, “What are you doing here?” The guy responds, “I don’t know! I was just sitting in a refrigerator, minding my own business…”
And with that, St. Peter can’t help but chuckle, realizing that sometimes, life’s misunderstandings can lead to the most unexpected—and hilarious—consequences.